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African Immigrants Save White Man From Disaster.

It was only a couple of weeks ago when 22-year-old Mamoudou Gassama, now known as the African Spiderman, scaled an entire building to save a child dangling from the balcony. 

Once again Africans are in the news for bailing out another white man, this time its one of the world’s best footballers Lionel Messi. After Messi failed to get a win for Argentina in the world cup (losing me money in the process) the Nigerian team who looked to be on their way out as well had a magician in Ahmed Musa who scored score two amazing goals.

This now means there is a lot riding on Nigeria’s face off with Lionel Messi’s Argentina, should Argentina win the tie, it is absolute proof that immigrants are needed in every capacity in the world. 

After news broke that Nigeria had kept Argentina in the World Cup, the government of Argentina has reportedly been issuing visas to all African immigrants.


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